The Art of Keeping House

If you leave messes all over your hotel room, you aren't going to get to enjoy the beauty and amenities of the room you paid for. It will just look like a dump. The maid isn't going to pick up your stuff--that's your job. ... If I find something still out the next day after having notified the perpetrator, it's double the fee. Somehow, all the reminders and request of the last few years have just not inspired anyone to do be neat. This will, I hope, accomplish several ...